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今天逛Amazon.com時看見了情人節的促銷廣告
"Tell us how you really feel, honey. Take the poll:
Love is in the air VS. Love stinks"

當然一定要投給Love stinks
哈哈哈哈(小惡魔再現)

這真的是一個通吃的策略
不管你喜不喜歡情人節
你都可以在Amazon上面購物
Love stinks的選擇是
1. Bad Valentine's Gifts
裡面有減肥書"You: On A Diet"
體重計、奇怪假髮、costume
不過第一名還是這個
"The 2007-2012 Outlook for Bathroom Toilet Brushes and Holders in Greater China" (Paperback)
什麼的什麼啊

2. Bad Date Movies
裡面有"The War of The Roses"
Description:"When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in."
還有"River's Edge"
Description:"Women are evil. You had to kill her."
為什麼是women?
第一名是"Once Were Warriors"
Description:"If my spirit can survive living with you for 18 years, then I can survive anything."

3. Love Stinks for Her
裡面一定要有The Voodoo Kit
這樣的東西我從高中的時候就一直很想要
ㄎㄎㄎㄎ
還有"The Dictionary of Failed Relationships"
第一名是萬箭穿心小紅人，其實是刀具組

4. Love Stinks for Him
裡面有Love Sucks belt buckle
跟"The Anti-Valentine's Handbook"(Paperback)
第一名頒給莫名奇妙的
Kraft American Yellow Cheese Singles Yellow, 12 slices, 8 oz
怎麼會有這個?
莫非是因為single?

5. Breakup Ballads
都是CD
不詳述

真的很厲害，Amazon
都已經做到這樣了
還有東西會賣不出去嗎?
marketing strategy範本